Joke of the day 1

A man whose wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he rang up from the pub to see if it had come yet. The nurse said, "It's a girl but there's another one on the way." He downed a quick celebratory drink, then called back. The nurse said, "It's another girl but there's another coming."
He gulped another drink and rang back. The nurse told him "It's a boy this time, but there's yet another one coming."
Another few drinks left him groggy. After half an hour, he called back, hands shaking, and accidentally dialled the sports line. He asked, "How many did we get?" The person online replied "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck." The man fainted.